We live in a world of sound-bytes and bumperstickers, so sometimes it's hard to find the scattered bits of wisdom afloat in all the froth. I ran into a particularly nice vein of it lately, and here's a couple:
You learn how much you don't know when a kid starts asking you questions.
I'm getting real tired of your shirt, AutoCorrect!
Biologists take cell-fies.
Dum Dum Suckers are the greatest truth in advertising message there is. Because if you eat those things you are dumb, and if you believe they are the flavor on the outside of the wrapper you are a sucker.